RWA guide to political parties
This guide (thinly veiled rant) will go throught the four major parties (so eat it Green party) and pick them apart. Also if you accuse me of being biased at the end of this post, I would then say to you does the Pope crap in the woods and is the bear opposed to gay marriage and to female priests. Anyway, on with the guide (rant).
The BLOC a federal party whose sole purpose is to separate Quebec from the rest of Canada which is a cause staler then week old pouten ( pouten your colon may say no but your taste buds say oui).
The NDP a party which has never won an election in it's fifty year history because their political beliefs are too left which is at odds with what most Canadians believe. So their become the governments "conscience" ( naive idealism) as an opposition party, that can thrive in a minority parliament riding on the backs of the Liberal party (save a horse ride a Liberal).
Now for my favorite party (the one I love to hate), the Liberals a party which basically has a political tentacle into every school girl that we call this great country. They have influence over unions and crown corporations, which is pretty much everything with any real political power. The reason their are my favorite party is because they represent everything wrong and ass backwards with this country. Hear is a list of everything that's wrong with Liberal party.
-They believe that they have a god given right to govern.
-Runs the country as if it where an empire and treats the provinces as if they where colonies.
-Supported by extremely wealthy Canadians who want favors.
My advice for the Conservatives.
1). Dump the religious right, they are dragging the party down.
2). Support same-sex marriage.
3). Don't try to out Liberal the Liberals on social programs.
End of guide.
The BLOC a federal party whose sole purpose is to separate Quebec from the rest of Canada which is a cause staler then week old pouten ( pouten your colon may say no but your taste buds say oui).
The NDP a party which has never won an election in it's fifty year history because their political beliefs are too left which is at odds with what most Canadians believe. So their become the governments "conscience" ( naive idealism) as an opposition party, that can thrive in a minority parliament riding on the backs of the Liberal party (save a horse ride a Liberal).
Now for my favorite party (the one I love to hate), the Liberals a party which basically has a political tentacle into every school girl that we call this great country. They have influence over unions and crown corporations, which is pretty much everything with any real political power. The reason their are my favorite party is because they represent everything wrong and ass backwards with this country. Hear is a list of everything that's wrong with Liberal party.
-They believe that they have a god given right to govern.
-Runs the country as if it where an empire and treats the provinces as if they where colonies.
-Supported by extremely wealthy Canadians who want favors.
My advice for the Conservatives.
1). Dump the religious right, they are dragging the party down.
2). Support same-sex marriage.
3). Don't try to out Liberal the Liberals on social programs.
End of guide.
posted by Jim at 4:41 PM
3 Comments:
Don't forget the theory that the Liberals have high immigration quotas so they can get the "ethnic" vote.
You also forgot the Conservatives who are:
-Generally perceived as being a bunch of bible-thumpers that want to:
1. Ban gay marriage
2. Ban abortion
3. Ban pornography
4. Make Canada the 51st state
-Generally perceived to be warmongers looking to make Canada a world military power at the cost of public health care.
-Generally perceived to be a bunch of Quebec apologists, granting everything but independance to shut them up.
Of course I vote Conservative...until they make a move against anime.
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They will never ban anime because of a little thing called capitalism and assault rifles.
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