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Quick anime reviews 2

Aquarian Age 7.0
InuYasha 6.0
InuYasha Movie 3 7.5
Angelic Layer 8.5
Serial Experiments Lain 8.0
Full Metal Panic ? Fumoffu 9.0
Ikki Tousen 5.0
Ninja Cadets 3.0
Basilisk 9.0
Samurai 7 9.0
Trinity Blood 8.0

Gantz review

Quick review
Year it was made: 2004
Studio: Gonzo
Distribution: ADV films
Format: Series
Where I saw it: On the Anime Network
Subbed/Dubbed/Both: Subbed
Genre: Action/Drama
Length: 26 episodes

Story: 5/10
Characters: 6/10
Animation: 10/10
Art: 10/10
CGI: 10/10
Fanservice: 10/10
Action: 7/10
Music: 7/10

SPOILER WARNING
Before I begin the indepth review I have put together some survival tips for the world of Gantz.

Survival Tips.
Stop gawking and fight back because the alien will just pick off you group one by one.
Work together which is pretty self-explanatory.
You have to kill to survive because no lifeform has won a battle by dieing for its planet, it wins by making the other lifeform die for it's planet.
And last but not lease keep your distant (I'm looking at you, Kato).

Indepth review
The premise of Gantz is that two teenagers; Kurono and Kato are hit by a subway train after saving a homeless man who fell on the tracks. They soon find themselves in a small apartment with a group of people then a girl, Kishimoto appears in front of Kurono completely naked.( Wow I never seen inside of a boob before). Then they are all introduced to Gantz, a mysterious man in a sphere who tells them that their lives are over and they all belong him now. Gantz orders them to hunt down and kill aliens living on earth.

The best way to describe Gantz is that it's has a lot of style but very little substance which can be seen in the semi-original plot to the nudity, sex and extreme violence. Nudity and violence is not the only thing going for Gantz, it also has excellent animation and uses CG well which is to be expected from Gonzo. Gantz is also not without it's problems for example most of the characters are naive morons (I mean they could of saved Nishi but they just stood there and did nothing) and the ending was confusing. Anyway if you like lots of violence and nudity then Gantz
is the series for you but for the rest of us might want to stay away.

Gantz gets a 6/10.

Quick anime reviews

.hack//SIGN 7.0
.hack//Intermezzo 7.0
.hack//Unison 6.0
Ghost in the shell: SAC 8.5
Gundam SEED 7.0
Witch Hunter Robin 8.0
Dragon ball 5.0
Dragon ball Z 4.0
Dragon ball GT 3.0
Yu-gi-oh: The movie 1.0
Inuyasha: The movie 7.0
Inuyasha: The movie 2 7.5
Kaleido Star 9.0
Godannar 7.5
Happy Lesson 7.0
Jing: King of Bandits 5.5
Blue Seed 8.0

Madlax review

Quick review
Year it was made: 2003
Studio: Bee Train
Distribution: ADV films
Format: Series
Where I saw it: On DVD (personal collection)
Subbed/Dubbed/Both: Both
Genre: Action/Fantasy/Drama/Girls with Guns
Length: 26 episodes

Story: 9/10
Characters: 9/10
Animation: 10/10
Art: 10/10
CGI: 10/10
Fanservice: 9/10
Action: 10/10
Music: 10/10
SFX: 10/10
Japanese VA: 9/10
English VA: 9.5/10

In depth review
When I started watching this series I had passed it off as a Noir clone but that is not the case. Sure, it has it's similarities like a mostly female cast of characters, a shojo-ai subplots and a girl who is really good at killing people but thats where the similarities end. Madlax has it's own unique story line which blends elements of action and fantasy. The story starts with a little girl named Laetitia talking about a place where people don't desire and then Madlax is introduced, a 17 year old girl wearing a military style jacket, short shorts (Astro boy short), knee high boots and two SIG P-210 pistols. Madlax is a mercenary who is sent on missions by her boss 3-speed or SSS. The missions she goes on would be considered suicide by a normal person but Madlax isn't normal, she's "different". She is an expert markswomen (actually beyond expert) and almost always seems to evade bullets effortlessly. The story is set in a country called Gazth-Sonika where the rebels (Gaztha) and the kingdom army are locked in a bitter civil war with no end which was started by a secret criminal organization with a silly French name, Enfant which is lead by the evil Friday Monday. The second episode we introduced to Margaret Burton a 17 year old orphan, she has no memories of before she was 12, she spaces out a lot, she is also the heir to her families fortune and she also has a book called Secondari which is valuable to Enfant.
Margaret lives in a peaceful country called Nafrece where she lives with her maid Elenore and her tutor Vanessa.Vanessa works for a company called Bookwall which is connected to Enfant.
She ties Madlax's story line and Margaret's story line together.

The first thing you will notice is that Madlax is f*ing beautiful with great backgrounds, visual effects, smooth animation and excellent character design. Madlax not only looks beautiful but sounds beautiful as well, with a soundtrack by Yuki Kajiura and songs by Fiction Junction Yuuka
like "Hitomi no Kakera" and "inside your heart". The voice acting is great on the Japanese dub as well as the English dub. Madlax also has it's problems; the fanservice seemed out of place given serious tone of the series and the converging of Madlax's and Margaret's story lines drags on a little too long.

Overall, Madlax is a great series. It gets 9.5/10.

Sexy Losers webcomic

Sexy Losers is one of the sickest and one of the funniest webcomics I have ever read. The art in this webcomic is a little on the crude side but it more than makes for it in humor of a sexual nature (which is not for everybody). The comic has no actually overall plot but it has number of story lines which are all hilarious. I will do a brief summary of the major story lines in Sexy Losers.

Warning the following summaries may mention sex, oral sex (both kinds), anal sex, gay sex, lesbianism, necrophilia, excessive masturbation, incest, tentacles, bukkake, Geogre Michael, urination, eating of human feces, bondage, rape, cross dressing, suicide and the violation of computer equipment.

Madame X
This strip is a guy who wants to score with a famous female hentai artist who goes by the name Madame X. The problem is Madame X is more interested in drawing sex than actually having sex.

Suicide Girl
It's about a girl wants to commit suicide but the only thing stopping her is a necrophiliac who wants to have sex with her after she dies.

Mike's Left Hand
An hilarious strip about a guy (Mike) who masturbates a lot (Paul Ruben times a million) which disturbs his roommate Mark.

Horny Mom
It's about a Mom who is horny and makes sexual advances toward her son and her son's girlfriend.

There is all that and more in this comic.

P.S. Dr.Lovetalk is really hot.

RWA guide to political parties

This guide (thinly veiled rant) will go throught the four major parties (so eat it Green party) and pick them apart. Also if you accuse me of being biased at the end of this post, I would then say to you does the Pope crap in the woods and is the bear opposed to gay marriage and to female priests. Anyway, on with the guide (rant).

The BLOC a federal party whose sole purpose is to separate Quebec from the rest of Canada which is a cause staler then week old pouten ( pouten your colon may say no but your taste buds say oui).

The NDP a party which has never won an election in it's fifty year history because their political beliefs are too left which is at odds with what most Canadians believe. So their become the governments "conscience" ( naive idealism) as an opposition party, that can thrive in a minority parliament riding on the backs of the Liberal party (save a horse ride a Liberal).

Now for my favorite party (the one I love to hate), the Liberals a party which basically has a political tentacle into every school girl that we call this great country. They have influence over unions and crown corporations, which is pretty much everything with any real political power. The reason their are my favorite party is because they represent everything wrong and ass backwards with this country. Hear is a list of everything that's wrong with Liberal party.

-They believe that they have a god given right to govern.
-Runs the country as if it where an empire and treats the provinces as if they where colonies.
-Supported by extremely wealthy Canadians who want favors.

My advice for the Conservatives.
1). Dump the religious right, they are dragging the party down.
2). Support same-sex marriage.
3). Don't try to out Liberal the Liberals on social programs.
End of guide.